Linguistic fingerprints
Em-dash for dramatic pause — "AI products are easy to demo—but much harder to turn into real impact"
Rhetorical question then answer — "What if your CSAT data is only telling part of the story? 👇"
"That's why..." as transition from problem to solution
"I believe:" before bold conviction statements
Real companies + real numbers — "United Airlines: 15% AHT, 15% wait time"
Costco $1.50 hot dog — his signature cultural reference for "excellence at scale"
Always do
Specific numbers from real data — not "significant improvement"
Counterintuitive opener before the solution
Light emoji — one per post, opener or CTA only
Contact center (never "call center")
Soft CTA — "DM me", "follow for updates", rarely hard sell
Never do
Generic AI hype without data to back it
Heavy emoji chains — one max
Long walls of text without structure
Passive voice anywhere in the post
We dialed 63 enterprise contact centers. Here's what we found.
Most companies don't know what their contact center actually sounds like to a customer.
So we built a system that does.
We called 63 enterprise contact centers—banks, insurers, telecoms, retailers. We navigated every IVR tree. We listened.
▪️ 71% were still running IVR menus with 4+ levels of nesting
▪️ 58% had no AI detection on any inbound channel
▪️ Only 12% offered a callback within the first menu level
The average customer abandons after 2.5 minutes of IVR friction.
That's not a technology problem. That's a prioritization problem.
Follow along — publishing the full analysis this week.
Your CSAT score is a lagging indicator. By the time it's bad, you've already lost the customer.
Most VoC programs are built on data from the loudest 5%: the happiest and the angriest.
What about the 95% in the middle who just quietly churned?
We analyzed over a million contact center conversations. The pattern is consistent:
✅ Customers with one unresolved interaction were 3x more likely to churn in 90 days
✅ The signal was visible in the conversation — long silences, repeated questions
✅ CSAT surveys captured less than 8% of those at-risk customers
The conversation IS the data.
Read the full Cresta IQ analysis → link in comments.
The future isn't AI replacing your contact center. It's AI making every agent in it superhuman.
I've been asked a hundred times: when will AI replace call center workers?
Here's what I actually believe:
The contact center is the central nervous system of your business. It's where customers tell you the truth — what they need, what's about to make them leave.
AI doesn't replace that. AI amplifies it.
▪️ Co-pilots that surface the right answer before the agent searches
▪️ Voice agents that handle repetitive volume so humans focus on moments that matter
Klarna tried to automate everything. They're hiring humans back.
The organizations winning in CX right now are building unified platforms.
Tuesday
Tactical Playbook
You're 90 days into the CCO role. Here's the move that makes you look good by Q3.
New CX leaders don't get a honeymoon period anymore.
The board wants AI transformation. The CFO wants cost reduction. Both. Simultaneously.
Here's the playbook that's working right now:
✅ Week 1-2: Don't touch the tech stack. Listen to 50 calls yourself. No summaries — actual calls.
✅ Week 3-4: Find the 3 highest-volume call types with consistent resolution paths. First automation candidates.
✅ Month 2: Run a quiet pilot. Measure AHT, CSAT, FCR — not just handle time.
✅ Month 3: Present results with real numbers. Not potential. Actual.
United Airlines deployed Cresta. 15% lower handle time. 15% lower wait time. 97% of agents said they'd be disappointed if it was taken away.
That last number is the one that matters most to me.
It's easy to show a CEO a cost reduction. It's much harder to build something agents actually love using.
When your agents love the tool, they use it right. When they use it right, customers feel it. When customers feel it, CSAT follows.
The sequence matters.
AI that's imposed on agents creates friction. AI that agents choose to use creates performance.
We built Cresta to be the second kind.
Full United Airlines case study → link in comments.
Carousel 01
The Hidden Cost of Your Contact Center
ROI framing — $8–15 human vs. $0.08–0.30 AI. 500-seat math: $100M/year addressable cost.
6 slides
Carousel 02
IVR Hell vs. AI Agent UX
The handoff problem — what separates bad AI from great AI. Context preservation, timely escalation.
6 slides
Carousel 03
What We Found When We Called 63 Contact Centers
Mystery shopper data carousel — methodology, platform breakdown, AI detection, the insight.
6 slides
Carousel 04
The New CCO's 90-Day Playbook
Tactical guide for new CX leaders — Andrew's outreach hook for recently-appointed CCOs.
6 slides
Carousel 05
Forrester Named Cresta a Leader — What That Actually Means
Proof/credibility for buyers doing vendor research. Current Offering score. Real customer data.
6 slides